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    October 10

    “完美”对白

          最近老是想到《大长今》里的一段台词,一问一答,答非所问,但觉得足以表达内心的感受,像是在做一个趣味游戏。
          Q“你高兴吗?”
          A“我很悲伤。”
          Q“你悲伤吗?”
          A“我很高兴。”
          Q“你害怕吗?”
          A“我很彷徨。”
          Q“你彷徨吗?”
          A“我很害怕。”
    我有点喜欢这样的俏皮而真情流露的交流方式,呵呵。
     
           其实,今天是死党菁宝贝的24岁生日,也是我高中好友大豆的23岁生日,这真是缘分阿,两个好友同一天生日。菁很快向我发出邀约,今晚豪牛士巴西烤肉见。5点59分,我如约而至,门口一个黑佬用极标准的普通话对我说了声欢迎光临,而死党及其男友副将已经宣称吃得差不多就等我大开吃戒了,不一会,我已经埋身于巴西美味中。此时,完美的对白也就此诞生,我把它记录下来,和所有我的朋友共享:
           菁男友:昨天HC问我你的生日是多少号。(小声状)
                 我:谁阿?(我从大堆食物中挤出一个脑袋问)
           菁男友:你猜?(强卖关子状)
                 我:HC??!(推断状)
           菁男友:你真聪明!(一猜就准哦)
                 菁:……(无语状)
           在一旁明白一切的死党狂笑不止,并模仿我们的对话,说这是本世纪最好笑的问答。于是,当来送烤肉的服务生问我们:“先生/小姐,你们要#%¥吗?”我们就异口同声的说:“你猜!”服务员晕倒。

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    Picture of Anonymous
    wrote:
    ^_^,内容不是很懂,形式似乎有些向夜鱼的风格靠拢的趋向了。
    Oct. 11
    Picture of Anonymous
    howdy wrote:
    不用猜也知道你不懂;
    我也不懂。
    Oct. 10
    Picture of Anonymous
    江湖夜鱼 wrote:
    不懂
    Oct. 10
    Picture of Anonymous
    黄维一 wrote:
    昨天看了一个电影"求求你表扬我一次",很好,不知道你看过没有,王志文,范伟,陈好,等很多名演员参与的。
    Oct. 10

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